Dear Banana Republic,
I am your number one fan. I visit you online almost every day. I talk about you incessantly. I wear you too often. I force my husband to visit your store and buy excessive amounts of clothing. I hear you are having a sale and I am there before the day is over. Oh why, oh why, do refuse to email me your secrets?
I'm giving you one more chance. I'm signing up for your fabulous emails for the third and final time. A day just might come where I boycott you forever. Please email me soon.
All my love,
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